[quote="Quelin"]So. Here is a man who vollenteered for WWII and was assigned to the most suicidal group of airmen our country has ever known, Torpedo bombers. He flew 58 combat missions and was shot down once, in this his 2 crewmen died. He was the lone survivor. He was picked up by a US submarine and remained there for a month before he rejoined his fellows on the carrier. After that he knew what he needed to do. He needed to destroy the humility of the leader of Japan. So he started to work. After the end of hostilities he married and built a family. Meanwhile he increased his wealth and capitol by shewed investment in oil exploration. With enough earned capitol he turned to politics and was elected a member of congress. He gained important appointments as a member of the ways and means committee. Then he became a diplomat to the UN. Further increasing his worldly diplomatic image. From there he became one of the first US diplomats to communist China. Followed by a stint as the director of the Central Intelligence Agency he became fully enveloped and knew he had all of the necessary capitol to attack the heart of Japan. And so, it was on that faithful Tuesday in November in 1989 that Bush was elected Commander in Chief. 45 years and 2 months since that fateful day in 1944 when his plane was shot down and his friends killed. He was finally where he needed to be. His aids set up the meeting with the Japanese prime minister. For, the post-war constitution had newtured the Imperial Japenese government. The prime minister was in charge of the nation. Bush finally had his target. Acting quickly he proposed a dinner. So it was set, that on a crisp January evening in 1992 the President of America and the Prime Minister of Japan would meet and have dinner. But Bush knew the real meaning behind the visit. And so he prepared. Eating the most horrendus of foods, and practicing in the dark arts of spontanius regurgatation taught only at the highest levels of the CIA. Bush had his target. He had a date. He had the skills. He was prepared. And so it was. The execution was perfect. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnOnDatqENo[/youtube] Secrecy had been absolute. Even his wife was surprised by the explosion. Nobody was sure what was happening. Nobody except Bush. He knew what he was doing. He had been training for over 45 years. His form was flawless. His target never new what was happening. Bush's purpose is seen in his absolute dedication to the target. Not a urp was missed. So complete was the cover up that even SNL was pulled into the controversy. 45 years in the making. The greatest retaliation of mankind.[/quote]